It's a LivingCOMEDIC :: F or MOn the way to a friend's house, Cori has a bizarre encounter with a very strange man. He/She has just arrived at a friend's house.Cori: You won't believe what just happened to me! I'm getting off EI and this guy comes up to me and says, "Hi there. You got a minute?" I say, "Sorry, I don't have any money," and I start to walk away. He scurries up beside me and goes, "Wait! I don't need any money. Actually I'm on my way to Crobar. It's fetish night." I pick up my pace. Then he runs infront of me, blocking my path and says, "Look, I don't mean to bug you and I'm not going to hurt you. It's just that I couldn't help but notice your beautiful feet in those sandals. I'll give you ten dollars if you let me smell them for just thiry seconds." You should have seen his face! The guy was dead serious! (Beat.) Of course I didn't! Are you kidding? (Beat.) I made him give me twenty.Also, could you give me some tips on delivering it. I think I have it down, but I want to make sure. Also when I walk into my audition, do I just walk up and give them my picture and then introduce myself or do I just walk in and introduce myself? Im not sure. Its been a while since Ive auditioned for something. Also, if you don't think this is funny and would rather suggest another one for me, I would appreciate it.♥
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