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![]() Great candid pic! In my fantasy world where people could just accept one another, I'd love to just sit down beside her on those steps while she's on the phone and casually reach over her knees to pick up those high heeled loafers right in front of her and just sniff them as if it was totally normal.
And then when she does a double take and looks at me horrified, I'd just look back at her (my eyes partially covered by her shoe) and muffle back: "What's wrong?" Then I'd start to make sounds like "MMMmmmm" while she hangs up. and then turn the shoe sideways so my mouth is free while I still sniff and make a comment like: "Wow Miss, you're boss must have you workin pretty hard today cuz I can tell your toes are really in the stink house. Maybe I should give you some special powder you can use so these pups won't stink so bad. Would you like me to do that?" and she'd be horrified like "NO, I don't need it cuz I don't have to worry about people going around picking up my shoes to see if they smell bad or not"... I'd then confess to her that it's not so bad in fact when they stink as bad as hers and I'd hand her back her shoes and say: "there's actually some good things that can come from such stinky shoes like you've made..." and then I'd casually stand up and stretch with a little yawn on my face while looking away from her and pretend like I was straightening the area around my big pup tent because of an innocent itch and say: "...so who was that on the phone?" What would stevie the pumpsniffer do if he could approach her in a fantasy world where there was no public consequences? |
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![]() Great one man, I love the thought of truckers looking over and having to do a double take cuz they see a nylon sniffing perv on the same road as them. And just as great is the family vacation trippers who are on you same stretch of read and the youngers ones are like hey mommy and daddy look at that guy, he is funny and look at his big smile while he drives!!
That would be the funniest too. Cops might even pass and they'd just shake their head and move on ![]() ![]() Steve-o finally gets to legally have his cheese-cake and eat it too, HEE Hee!! ![]() ![]() ![]() -Tyler the deranged footatic |
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![]() So whatever her answer to the loaded question might've been, I'd respond with the non-attentive, sorta-obligatory "oh, cool..." and then immediately be like: "hey, why don't we get you some tea? I hear it can do wonders for saving those insoles (just pour a smidgen inside), otherwise those babees are only gonna be good for fertilizer. C'mon, I saw a trendy little tea shop right down corner plus I'm interested in talking about lip gloss." (or politics in France, or whatever cheese topic might loosely relate to what she was studying or working on thru her notes/books). |
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The best part about it is that when good-doers try to shed their disapproval on you, it only makes it worse for them, how ironic ![]() ![]() |
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