Open Question: Is this monologue funny? (10 POINTS)?

[feedcrawler]

I have to do a 1 minute monologue for school and I want it to be really funny. I am a 13 yr old girl.here it is:It's a LivingCOMEDIC :: F On the way to a friend's house, Cori has a bizarre encounter with a very strange man. He/She has just arrived at a friend's house."Cori: You won't believe what just happened to me! I'm getting off EI and this guy comes up to me and says, "Hi there. You got a minute?" I say, "Sorry, I don't have any money," and I start to walk away. He scurries up beside me and goes, "Wait! I don't need any money. Actually I'm on my way to Crobar. It's fetish night." I pick up my pace. Then he runs infront of me, blocking my path and says, "Look, I don't mean to bug you and I'm not going to hurt you. It's just that I couldn't help but notice your beautiful feet in those sandals. I'll give you ten dollars if you let me smell them for just thiry seconds." You should have seen his face! The guy was dead serious! (Beat.) Of course I didn't! Are you kidding? (Beat.) I made him give me twenty."If it is not funny, any funny monologues that I can do instead?THX HEAPS!!!!I didnt write this.... =P found it on the internet =)

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