Open Question: Lost Bet To Girlfriend- Should I Go Through With It? (Hilarious, but read...)?

[feedcrawler]

First of all, I'm a bisexual woman who is dating another female at the moment. I'm a soccer goalkeeper, so we made a bet that if I could save her shots, she owed me money, but if she scored twice against me, I would do whatever she wants. My girlfriend has an extremely weird and unusual fetish...for farting (don't laugh...you probably laughed, didn't you?), so she told me if I lost I had to be (and I quote) her "fart slave" for a week to her and her friends. Well...I lost...and I have to start soon. She told me she's keeping most of the punishments as a surprise, but that I can expect to sniff a lot of their farts. Being a good loser, I excepted this and we shook on this, but now I'm getting really, really cold feet and I'm thinking about chickening out. Seriously...this is the grossest and most humiliating thing I've ever had to do! Would you do it if you lost a bet you regret making? I don't know what exactly they're planning on doing, they could bring cameras or restraints for all I know. Also, I got out of ja!l a few days ago, and she says I owe it to her just because she didn't dump me while I was in prison. Honestly, after spending 30 days getting way too close and personal with other women, the LAST thing I'd want to do right now is smell another woman's farts... -_- Once again, I know it's flipping hilarious, but if you can see your keyboard clearly through the tears of your laughter, I would really appreciate advice

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