If you invite me over to your home, I'll look through your girlfriends closet and if I find she owns and wears shiny black patent pumps, then OMG I'm gonna jack off into them. You'll also get a treat next time she wears em because her toes will smell quite cummy from my sticky love goo. Cum makes feet smell absolutely marvelous. And I enjoy DEPOSITING MY WAD INTO PATENT PUMPS