Open Question: What constume should I wear in the coming out party?

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I am a straight guy. I am 23. Recently one of my buddies has come out the closet as a gay man.He invited me to go to his "coming out party". According to the invitation card, straight guys need to wear something which makes gay male participants see them as eye candies. In other words, sexy and fetish constumes I am 5 feet 10 and well-built. I've worked out a lot .Now I am thinking of the following constumes: 1) Lifeguard (i.e. a tight speedo, nothing else ) 2) Sailor uniform 3) Tennis coach constume 4)Personal Trainer constume ( Vest and little shorts ) 5)Fireman uniform 6)Traffic cop uniform 7)Hotel Bellboy uniform 8)UPS guy (i.e. UPS uniform) 9)Accountant (business suit) 10) Chef constume Which of the following will make gay men think I am hot ?Any ideas? Thanks BTW, I'm very secure about my sexuality

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