Open Question: What are the best shoe jokes you heard?

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Bush and this guy were at a foot fetish orgy and it seems this guy ended up with Bush's shoesWhen I went to post this the category scene suggested Society & Culture > Cultures & Groups > Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered thought that was ironicThis is a great Question. most people don't know it but George W. sold shoes to put himself threw College. OK maybe that's not True but maybe he did sell them for COCAINE in College, and this guy was one of his Dealers and he couldn't pay the guy cause Barbara wasn't sending him anymore money, cause of the 2 black chicks Jeb and him kn0cked upon the Maine coast last summer. So George had to do something to make this guy happy so he got him a pair of Allen Edmond's shoes the guy wanted size 10 1/2 but George said the shoes ran big so he got him a size 10. Than he never saw the guy again. Until yesterday, when after years of Physical rehab and having several really painful bunions removed the Guy found George. So that's when he seeked his revenge, Thank god they weren't the high heels he gave to the stripper that gave him crabs. They could have taken an eye out. And if laura ever see that woman near George Again a shoe is the Last thing he will have to worry about.

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