Open Question: are the 72 virgins attractive?

[feedcrawler]

I want to convert into a Muslim, but I am unsure because I might not find the 72 virgins waiting for me up to be attractive. I am a very picky guy, which is why I ask. I want them to be shorter than 6'3 because I am that tall. I can't be having the virgins to be taller than me. Also, I want them to have long, black hair with beautiful blue eyes. They must have curves. I want real women, not fake ones. Their skin tone must not be too dark or too light. I want it to be in the middle. When they speak, I want their voice to be soft as silk. I want them to whisper in my ear and tell me things that will make me want them more. Only two of them can whisper in my ears, one on each side. Too many women whispering gives me headache. This is kind of weird, but I have a foot fetish. My rule in heaven will be to not wear shoes. I want to view the toes in motion. I will tell them to walk forth and back, while I am sitting in my throne. When they talk to me, they will have to address me as master because I think it is empowering; it tells them who's boss. I really don't want to do anything, so maybe the 72 virgins can take care of the house and make dinner for me after a long day of work. I want to come home and see them all waiting for me in the living room, all of them. They will need to put on a smile and greet me. I will take my time to kiss them all one by one, and they can return to their position. I know it's weird, but maybe some of the women can have blonde hair. Seeing black hair all day might be boring. Throw in a couple of white hair virgins in there, I wouldn't mind. It shows a bit of variety, and more importantly that they're experienced. I will kiss them all good night before I go to bed. In the morning, I won't be able to have bacon for breakfast according to the laws of Islam. Maybe they can cook me beef instead. Pour a little bit of gravy on some beef and it's ready for consumption.

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