Open Question: What's wrong with me?

[feedcrawler]

Okay so all these freaks seem to like me, (not an exaggeration)freak number 1- wants to be a rapper, raps constantly, creepily stares at me and says hes in love with mefreak number 2- wants to rub my stomach (has a stomach fetish) makes out with my stomachfreak number 3- Has a foot fetish and wanted me to send him a picture of my feetIs it just me or is there something seriously wrong here with the guys that like me? How on earth do I get a normal guy (not asking for much here!)Thanks "Dr.Phil" but that doesn't help me with the guy problem, (although I did find it quite humorous)

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