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smellnylonfeet
Apr 13th, 2008, 7:28AM, PDT
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'd like to be the shoe salesman in this shoe store for sure. They probally have them windows in this store that they have in big department stores. Them type of windows that you cannot see in; but the person behind the window can see out. These windows are used to catch shop lifters. Anyway, if I was in this shoe store, I'd be behind these windows with my video camcorder, video taping this pretty lady trying on them black pumps. I'd also tell her I need to take them black shoes into the back stock room so I can check the size on them better,,,, when actually I'd just be doing this so I could BURY my nose deep into the toe portions of her black pumps while I masturbate and peek out through the 1 way mirror windows watching her pretty face n feet. I'd also pop my seed into one of her black shoes, so she could have my sperm squish in between her toes when she slipped em back on. This would be one sure way I could CUM on her toes,,,,,,,,,,,hee hee hee,,,,,,,,KING OF PERV

tyler
Apr 13th, 2008, 11:57PM, PDT
I'd also tell her I need to take them black shoes into the back stock room so I can check the size on them better,,,, when actually I'd just be doing this so I could BURY my nose deep into the toe portions of her black pumps while I masturbate and peek out through the 1 way mirror windows watching her pretty face n feet. I'd also pop my seed into one of her black shoes, so she could have my sperm squish in between her toesOh my, this is a very perverted and highly erotic thought -- getting to sniff her stinky toe cheese and looking directly at her without her even knowing! All this, while she innocently awaits your return with a professional analysis of her proper shoe size, LOL

Damn if only she'd known how much blue ballin was going on for her toe cheese! So many women out there could fit this exact same scenario too! So much perfect stinky toe cheese, so much heavy soaked blue balls :D :lildog:

I would sniff and wank my weiner in a one-way-window backroom as well, Tee Hee :nut: :eek:

I've even had similar fantasies of this at the airport screenings where they make ladies take thier shoes off to go thru the metal detector. Well, in my fantasy, it's a really slow night for a late night flight and I am like one of two guards on duty and the other guard is in on the gig. Basically, a drop dead hot chic is coming thru and there is no other passengers around. I basically let her through the whole metal detector BS as normal, but afterward I'd feign the whole bomb detection swab check over her clothing articles.

Naturally, when i swab her shoes, I act like their is gunpowder warnings so I tell her to wait there and I need to take her shoes to the back room for a moment to just make sure there is nothing wrong as part of a secondary gunpowder detection procedure. No prizes for guessing what I do next guys :D

But basically I hand her shoes back to her with a smile and confirm that there is actually no bomb residue based on further analysis! Boy, I'd be stickin up straight with a boner too (even after I had just cummed), from just the thought of handing them back to her face to face and she has no clue that I know exactly how stinky her toes are and it's like a little secret of hers that I'm privvy too :D

Would make me hard again instantly by just handing them back to her when I smile saying everything is okay and she smiles back (trusting my uniform) and puts them on her feet like everything was koshor LOL! Oh gawd, and imagine if she like grabbed her luggage tote and glanced down at my major woody in my pants right as she was leaving to pass me... and then she starts thinking for a sec and realizes that her shoes seemed warmer and moister than she expected.

And as she's walking and thinking about this, she sorta looks back at me and see's that I am still at my guard post but facing her still with a smile and I wave when she looks back. But the oddest thing she notices is that I seem to have an industrial sized flashlight wedged under my crotch still, LOL!

Oh gawd, she'd probably start to wonder if I am really that sick of a freak (as she runs several quick shoe-related hypotheses thru her head -- & never knowing for sure, but wondering the whole flight and every subsequent airport security check from now on as she remembers my pleasant, happy, waving with smile). I wonder what she'd be confiding later to her closest hot girlfriends -- oh they'd think i was a sick shoe-sniffin freak fer sure!! :woohoo: :nut: :woohoo: :nut: :lol:

smellnylonfeet
Apr 14th, 2008, 6:55AM, PDT
:yum: :lildog: :P wow Tyler, I loved your story, just reading this neat story got me hard n horny. Yes, yes I would love to be the other guard mate of yours. Yeah man!, I go bonkers to see them cute babes have to slip off their shoes so we can inspect their shoes for any illegal bomb devices. Me and you sure are 2 peas in a pod, when it comes to the way we both think about stuff. I also liked your idea of the industrial sized flashlight in your pants,,,hee hee, yeah I too have an industrial sized flashlight in my pants also, and alot of PRE-CUM leaking:nut:

eadster
Apr 18th, 2008, 12:21AM, PDT
I can never get tired of you two pervs thinking of crazy skeems and fantasies you would like to act out.

Naturally, when i swab her shoes, I act like their is gunpowder warnings so I tell her to wait there and I need to take her shoes to the back room for a moment to just make sure there is nothing wrong as part of a secondary gunpowder detection procedure. No prizes for guessing what I do next guys

I really got a kick out of this one tyler. I like it becuse it seems so realistic. Stevo's does too though.

Sorry stevo, tyler stole your thunder on this one.

tyler
Apr 18th, 2008, 12:46AM, PDT
^ LOL, believe me, that scenario has been going thru my mind ever since 9-eleven and airport security got boosted up.

I see all these hot women at airports taking off their shoes to go thru the scanners and I think to myself damn, how could i ever be so lucky to get a hold of them... and basically the closest way I could think of is like during a slow shift as one of the guards and you have to have a guard buddy who is in on it.

And like steve-o said, he would be the perfect guard buddy for this. We could take turns doing it on hot women that come thru, Hee Hee :lol: