King Ty says "just do it"

[smellnylonfeet]

I have contacted King Tyler by phone, whereas I had an important question to ask of him, and also wanted to know his personal advice. My question is on the matter of guy's wearing nylons. I told Ty that it is perfectly okay if a girl wants to put on mens socks and parade her ass around town. But if a guy should think about putting on her nylons; he is right off the bat considered to be either a queer of fag boy. Ty has advised it this is no longer the rule. He said he wears nylons about 5 or 6 times a week, under his expensive kakki trousers. Oh yes! Now these adoreable nylons I am modeling are not the "run of the mill" type. Oh yes yes, these are silky vintage 60's nylon stockings with that yum yum sliky re-inforced heel and toe portions. The type your mama use to wear when she was dating your daddy, yes yes, your mama had on a pair just like mine. And she was 1st in the back seat of your da-da's car sucking his dick off. Then as your da-da worked up his bone bone, he decided to enter your moms pussy. As he porked her in the back seat of that car he decided to try sniffin on her silky hosed toes; which is what and why he popped his NUT SEED deep into your moms cunt; hence u were born! So the moral of the story is: Wear nylons, and also sniff your girls nylons toes while u pork her cunt, blow that load into her, we need more idiot's on the planet,,,,hee heeeeee, King Pervo signing off

[tyler]

Originally Posted by smellnylonfeet

As he porked her in the back seat of that car he decided to try sniffin on her silky hosed toes; which is what and why he popped his NUT SEED deep into your moms cunt; hence u were born!

Oh my, what if this is the true originating factor in the birth of most foot fetishists?!

Perhaps the sniffing genes were p@ssed through that nut that our daddies spurted off years ago in the back seat of a car while sniffing the feet of our mothers. I can't think of a more logical explanation that explains all those questions fetishists ask about "why" and "how" they became pervos.

Steve-O is now among the ranks of Freud and other great scientists of our era who've done much to ease the minds of confused masses. I endorse Steve-O for national advisor to the education commission! We need more thinkers to come up with practical answers like Steve-O has done over the years!!