Open Question: How do I ditch this chick?

[feedcrawler]

There's this girl, I met her through my friend. I'm a goody-two-shoes freshman and she's a weirdo junior. She's fat, which normally I wouldn't care about, but she doesn't sh0wer often and she's constantly touching me and I feel the need to sh0wer as soon as I get home every day. Her hair is greasy. She dresses like something from the circus. She's bi and she's constantly touching my boobs! I told her it pisses me off but it's all fun and games to her. It started when she asked me if I hated her, to which I said I didn't (it seemed like the nice thing to do) and now she won't go away! She thinks we're best friends because I don't hate her. She's always touching me, which she does to all her friends, but I've already explained to her that I hate being touched. She talks about weird crap and she has a fetish for old men, feet, and man boobs. Yes, I thought she was kidding at first, too. How the hell do I get rid of her? It's not for my popularity, it's for my sanity. Help. Please.

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