Open Question: i need to do a1 minute humourous speech in english any ideas what i can do it about and what i can say?

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these ideas need to be a bit mad and weird because i have to make my teacher laugh, and it has to be really funny and a minute long, people are doing in our class 10 ways to order a pizza and how to copw ith a foot fetish, the only thing is i am really not confident and dreading it, Please help me x

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