Open Question: prove this wrong.?

[feedcrawler]

I think that the bible was written by a guy who sat on a mountain, got sh*tfaced and asked himself the universal question about where we came from. So he smoked some more herbs, and then came up with this fantastic book of fiction.In which god fell out with the devil, kind of a lovers spat I think, he was already pregnant front taking the devils trident round the back door. So he dumped Jesus on us. He was gay by the way, wanted desperately to get laid so he forms a sorority of 11 other gay men and then dance round a camp fire holding hands, saying i love you, …… even some had the foot fetish thing…. Washing it and rubbing it. By the way I need 10 bucks for the fish and loaves of bread.... will 30 pieces of silver do it... sure.I’m also convinced Jesus was a peado…. Who else would want all those kids… c’mon you know it makes sense.

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