I missed a g0lden opportunity last night to do a real life foot fetish pickup and I'm kicking myself for it now. I was pulling into a shopping plaza and saw this tall skinny woman with long black hair wearing Converse low-tops with no socks walking from the side of the building towards the parking lot, but I didn't stop. I'm just imagining how stinky and sweaty her feet must have been and how I could've been smelling them, feasting on her toe jam, and my car filling up with her foot stink after she took her shoes off. If I see her again I'm definitely going for it.
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