?* Yo' Mama's So Poor... ?* ?*?*?*?*?*?*...she can't afford to pay attention. ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...I took a peanut and she said don't be so greedy. ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she has fries on layaway at McDonalds. ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...I stepped in her front door and came out through the back. ------- ?* Yo' Mama's So Stupid... ?* ?*?*?*?*?*?*...she goes to the library to get a book of matches ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she thinks Boyz to Men is a Day care center ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she thinks Chevy Chase is a funny car race ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she brings toilet paper to a crap game ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she sold her car for gas money ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she got hit by a parked car! ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she thinks a quarterback is a refund! ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she cooks with Old Spice ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...when you told her it was chilli outside she went and got a bowl ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she brought a rabbit to a hair salon ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she took a spoon to the superbowl ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she water's fake plants. ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she thinks a pawn shop is a chess players' club ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she thinks tofu is a guy with a foot fetish ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she thinks lobotomy is a new dance craze ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...when she went to a movie and it said, "under 17 not admitted,"she went home to find 16 relatives! ----------- ?* Yo' Mama's So Old... ?* ?*?*?*?*?*?*...she remembers the Alamo ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she knew Ronald McDonald when he was in clown school ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...scientists claim she's the missing link ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she lived at the Gettysburg address ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...her birthday expired ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she has an autographed copy of the bible ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she remembers turning tricks for a nickel ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she's in Moses's yearbook! ??*?*?*?*?*?* ??*?*?*?*?*?*...she swam in the Dead Sea when it was still alive. too bad that you cannot laugh. well someone else will have to laugh.
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