Open Question: WHAT DO I TELL THEM!!!!!!!!?

[feedcrawler]

i was over at my friends house the other day and we where chilling with a couple of guys playing video games music etc.. for some reason my friend kept on bringing up the topic of my one friends moms feet and how she punishes him by making him rub them *wtf i know lol*.. but it was late so i just said what do you have a foot fetish we laughed and then talked about southpark fishdicks episode.. so tonight i came back over and parked my car in his driveway.. like 3 other guys where already there.. when i got out of my car a pair of socks where on the driveway next to his 17 year old sisters car. i didnt think anything of it... so i walked inside and chilled had dinner at his place then we all went outside to smoke cigars( which go ham by the way). my one friend said why are there socks in the middle of your driveway.. i agreed and said yea whos just putting socks in your driveway. we laughed walked over to them and noticed they where female so probs. his sister.. i just drove home and am about to go to bed when my one friend calls me and is asking me where the one sock is i didnt knnow what he was talking about for a while but remembered at some point.. he began laughing and getting a little worked up over it because he said i stole it cuz i have a foot fetish!!!!!!! how do i prove i dont.. no offense to anyone who does just not my thing.. LIKE HOW DOES THIS STUPID SHITT EVEN HAPPEN.

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