Since she is leaving home and her pumps behind, I would take them into the office first and have at them in there, if anyone tried to bother me while i was in my office I would tell them I was on the phone. But after I blew my first wad on myself I woul not put them back, instead I would take them home and really enjoy them there.
I would tell the old lady that I was at work and I started thinking about that one time when we were together, and I had to take care of business in the bathroom. That would mean she would probably give me sex too, if she buys the story.
The next day I would get into the office really early and wait for that secretary to regenerate that sweet cheese aroma for me and do it all over again.
And when I have to let her go I would make sure it was on a day that she left her pumps in the office, because then I would take them home but this time I would not bring them back.
That day she would have lost her jobs and her shoes.
"Shoes? what shoes?"
