Ok, I pull off my socks today and I realize I haven't cut my toenails in like forever because their an inch long. When I bent down to cut them off I realized my toes were stuck together. It looked like something yellow inbetween them keeping them all together. I had always thought those were just the feel of the socks. Anyway, these tiny bugs were crawling out from inbetween. Like d0zens of them and I was so freaked out I just screamed and put my socks back on and haven't pulled them off since. Anyway, I told my hubby about it and was getting ready to call the doctor and he told me about this foot fetish he had. He said he said he likes women with dirty feet and he is encouraging me to just leave him alone so he will be extra wild at night and play with them.
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