LOL, I can't wait to freak out a girl in a couple of days

She is gonna think i am a total shoe freak too. I'm gonna be sniffing a pair of her black leather flats while I make foot fetish pig noises right in front of her and she looks at me like I am a freak.
i think the setting will be that we're both waiting in a dentist's waiting room or something and I ask to borrow her shoe for a minute, LOL
Pumpsniffers UNITE!!