I have a desire to fart on girls and be farted on . When I see a girl that I have a crush on , i want to fart on her face and have her smell the smell. Its an intimacy thing, its embarrassing to pass wind, so its like intimate to do it with a girl you like. But no girl wants to do this with me. And so today , i saw this girl that i liked since 6th grade, i really like her, including her personality ,etc. her personality is why i like her so much . Well today she was sitting at this chair. I went up to her , chatted her up for 5 minutes, and then turned my back and farted right in front of her, 1 foot from her face. it was a bit loud, but it stunk horrible. then i walked away , i said bye, but she just kind of silently waved and hesitantly said bye softly. she looked uneasy. i really regret doing this. im worried that i may have ruined my chances with her. i was actually pretty embarrassed, but i enjoyed it at the same time.
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