Open Question: How can you tell if the foot is real?
 

So I was walking along the beach near my grammas house and it's a very artistic community so they do a lot of sculptures and stuff like that. There is a man that lives on the next block and his name is Mr. McFinnigan who does lots of foot sculptures... we all joke behind his face that he has a foot fetish. Anyways, I was walking and I saw a foot half buried in the sand. I don't know if it's real, how can I tell? Because there were lots of bugs and I know that there's these things called woodbugs that feed on the wood right? So maybe they were just that but I was scared and didn't want to touch it but now I feel like I might have sinned because I didn't tell the cops?

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