Open Question: Fred Flinstone really turns my wife on?
 

What do I do about this weird fetish. She always has me tapping my feet really fast on the ground because it turns her on reminding her of Fred. double u tee ef. And it seems like she tries to get me to eat chicken wings a lot because Fred is more of a carnivore type. I'm thinking about just throwing her down a sewer grate i asked her do u love me or fred and she said she loves head in the bed. im serious @ n. so i take it you want to make babies with me?

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