Resolved Question: Was Jesus really a gay Jew with a foot fetish?
 

I mean when you look at the facts: traveled with a bunch of guys (and one girl), washed the feet of everyone he met and drank a lot... Sounds like a party I've been to... Oh My! I just received the holy spirit (she was holding reefer) and it enlighten me. Jesus wasn't gay, he was homosexual. I get it, gay is a choice and homosexuality is a scientific condition.

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