Open Question: IS IT TRUE THAT DUMBLEDORE HAS A FETISH FOR SOCKS?
 

Sources (Harry Potter, the famed Boy-Who-Lived who had came across such information, as well as most of the Hogwarts staff, and shockingly Severus Snape[part of the latter]) confirms that Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore indeed has a thing for socks. Dobby, a currently free house elf has also confirmed the statement. The amount of infatuation that Professor Dumbledore seems to show for socks (his or otherwise) borders obsessive. So I ask of yee, the wizarding/informed muggle public if they can confirm such a yern for the foot wear by the Hogwarts headmaster. (More information will be found in the Daily Prophet; Sunday edition).Any evidence for Dumbledore's fetish would be much appreciated.- R. Skeeter

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