Open Question: Do most straight men secretly have a foot fetish? Or are they just all losers?

[feedcrawler]

Okay, a little bit about myself first. I'm a lesbian with a bit of a goth look to myself, not the least bit butch--very beautiful and elegant, in fact--and men are always, always checking me out and propositioning me, most of the time in an extremely awkward, tactless way that would be offensive if I hadn't long-since come to expect it from straight men.I love to humiliate them. I like to play games with the men that come up and say "Hey baby" or something horrendously cliched like that, and my favorite thing to do is to kick off my black stilettos and demand that he kiss my feet before I'll think about his offer. Yes, I do this in public, in fact that's the ONLY place I do it. Big crowded malls, park benches, out on the street, at crowded nightclubs. I'll almost always criticize his foot-kissing technique to keep him down there for as long as possible, and when I'm finally satisfied I tell him I've thought about it and "No, I'd never date you. Bye." Tee hee. I LOVE the environments like mall food courts where people can actually overhear what I say to them. Any nearby college kids will double over with laughter at him when I say that. I've noticed that it doesn't even matter if the loser's friends are nearby or even with him when he walks over--at least 90% of the time, my pretty feet get kissed. I've made men get down on their hands and knees and be my footrest for as long an hour, and even got one to follow me crawling, literally kissing the ground I walked on. Before I rejected them, of course. ^_^What I've been doing for this summer takes the cake though. Ohhh lordy. D: I've pretty much stopped sh0wering and I just take baths these days, because that allows me to just keep my feet out of the water when I bathe. Literally the only times I wash my feet are when I go on a real date (with a woman). Days and even a few weeks have gone by with my feet literally fermenting in pantyhose or barefoot in my Converse All-Stars or black leather flats. (I live in Arizona and it gets HOT in Summer. Unpleasantly hot. Ick.) I take off my shoes when I go clubbing, and let my soles accumulate a layer of black grime on top of the sweat. They are disgusting. And yet here's my point (and why I do that in the first place): men still kiss them. At almost the same percent. More men get down and kiss my stinking dirty feet than not. So I started telling them to lick my soles clean afterwards, and...okay, so most men got all butthurt and skulked off in oh-so-deserved shame after that. But FOUR still did! Out of around 14-15 men since summer started, four of them licked filth from the bottom of my feet within 30 seconds of meeting me.In case you haven't guessed yet, the answer is yes. I actually go to public places and wait around, because I love doing this. I don't care what you think. I have no reason to like straight men--they disgust me, they're pigs--so why not have a little fun with them? I was born into a wealthy family and I don't have to work for a living--so this and going clubbing are really a full-time job! ^__^ When I was a little girl I always used to dream about being a princess or a queen who could humiliate men like this, and ever since 16 (I'm 29 now) I've enjoyed finding cruel and unusual new ways to do it--feet are just my latest obsession as of mid 2011, after I was dancing barefoot at a club and a man ASKED ME if he could kiss them! Talk about feeling like a queen. >=|So anyway, I really need to know. Are almost all straight men foot fetishists? Because kissing my feet is something men do WAY more often than the other things I used to try to put them through (making them beg me to spit in their faces, putting makeup on them, telling them they can have me if I can write my name on their forehead in Bic Permanent Marker [that brand is even harder to get off skin than Sharpie, seriously!] and writing "NO CHANCE" instead.). Seriously, WAY more men would kiss my feet than all of that. Even now that I hardly ever wash them, and all I have to do is kick off my shoes for the stench to reach all the way up to my nose. So what does this prove? Are almost all men secretly into feet? Are they do desperate to get feet action that they'll kiss stinking, filthy ones, or do they LIKE dirty feet? Or are all straight men just losers? Okay, well duh of course they are, but that still doesn't explain why 90% will kiss my feet but I never nearly had odds that good with previous humiliations. I really want to know what the deal is, because if these men have actually ENJOYED kissing my feet all this time, and weren't just doing because they wanted to bed me (straight men are also delusional it seems ^^), then I'm going to have to find something new to make them do. Any ideas? (that isn't my main question, the above stuff is. But if you have any, feel free